5ohHubby had a check the welfare call. Someone was worried about their elderly loved one- they hadn't heard from her in a few days and they needed someone to go check on her. 5ohHubby went to the house- all the lights were off, the car was in the driveway, there was no answer at the door. You see where this is going.
He went to contact the neighbors. They said she always keeps the lights and T.V. on and they didn't have a key. When he told them her car was in the driveway and she wasn't answering the door, they said "That's weird". They got him in contact with the landlord who lives on site and has a key. You see where this is going.
5ohHubby was walking through the house "Hello? Police... just checking on you..." And there she was on the couch. Unfortunately, you see where this is going.
5ohHubby put on his latex glove to confirm she had no pulse in order to call the Coroner's Office. He leaned forward towards her and her eyes flew open. Bet you didn't see that coming.
He screamed (poetic license).
I laughed and I hope you did, too.